3/9/05: There's a new comet in our skies! Go to the main page and squint while you're looking at the Warnings Planet and you'll be able to make out a new body skitting across its face. We've labeled it TIF in honor of the latest pruesspress artist to earn her own list.

Don't expect to hear about it on Art Bell. Art has stayed away from comets since the Hale-Bopp controversy. To this point, indeed, Mr. Bell has shown a highly suspect disinterest in our activities, going so far as to completely ignore actual and undeniable evidence of UFOs. Some say Bell works for NASA, spreading confusion and ignorance so as to cover up such actual anomalies, but we suggest a deeper, more sinister possibility: that Bell has NASA in his own diabolical pocket. Judge for yourselves.